October 3rd Paul and Mike discuss war reparations, the origin of the middle finger, self-mummification, tires and legalizing marijuana

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Paul and Mike discuss war reparations, the origin of the middle finger, self-mummification, tires and legalizing marijuana

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2. Segments

A. News Overview

1. politics?

Pastors to openly endorse political candidates for office. Time to start revoking tax-exempt status for these churches.

This week, Germany will FINALLY finish paying reparation for World War One!

2. Sci Tech?

A computer virus 'possibly written by a nation-state' is targeting Iran's infrastructure

3. f’ed up web stuff

4. Music/ movie/ pop culture/ food

B. Get it of your chest

1.Mike’s Gripes - This week. Economic woes, How to cut costs on any budget.

2.PJ’s pet peeve

Land allocation.

C. Corporate Slimebag award? Weekly corporate cabal award for best scam or disservice to humanity.

D. PJ Paranews corner

Couple of articles that popped up whimsical or otherwise. weirdest of the week.

Been a ufo week.

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/09/21/popes-astronomer-baptize-aliens/

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=new+goldilocks+planet

E. Weekly reason why you should distrust your government. Government waste, conspiracy

F. Obscura. Fascination facts from history etymology or whatever else.

- The history of the middle finger.

- Sokushinbutsu

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu

F. Dumbass of the week

ex:

http://www.wyomingnews.com/articles/2010/09/25/news/20local_09-25-10.txt

G. Hurts to Laugh.

The good life

As much as I like to keep site traffic here, go to this site. Have a look around and tell me again how much you life sucks.

If you still think your life is all that bad, kill yourself or get therapy.

Rambo's Ragetty Ann

Moped Pizza Boy Faceplant

Watch your center of gravity.

Angry camels

Even your camels don't want to ride in your shitty car.

Riding Lawn Mower DUI Taser Arrest Video

I'm not goin' to jail today. Nah. Steve yer fixin' ta get lit up. AAAAAAAHHHGAGGAG!

ouch.

Months of training and dedication only to be beaten half retarded in less time than it took for him to take a piss. Soup through a straw....yummy!

how not to appologize

The problem with idiots today is they might think this video is real. Hell, most people think "House", "CSI", and most reality TV is chocked full of factual tidbits. People don't realize that it wouldn't be entertaining to the delusional masses if it were not full of bullshit.

Most people are not familiar with the idea that film makers and producers are not usually experts on the subjects they make movies and TV shows about. They are usually good at whipping up some convincing bullshit. Why? They don't have to tell the truth, they have to tell a good story. The uneducated consumers are then convinced that the story has factual merit. Next, the idiots will base their actions and choices on those lies and usually fuck something up.

The place where this happens the most is with police. Few people know what their actual rights are and base their actions on incorrect assumptions. The moron is then left to deal with the consequences of their own stupidity.

Woman gets her car stuck on railroad track. calls 911. dies.

Instead of getting out of the car and moving to safety...

Link

lovely

This was posted on reddit with the simple description "Irony".

escalator jump

The new grace

Julien dupont
by maxlamenace694

Kimbo v. A Real Fighter

And my prediction came true. Kimbo steps in with fighters that haven't been washed up for years, and he gets dropped like bad habit. Sadly, outside of Brock Lesnar, mixed martial arts has no other real stars that are known outside of people who already follow MMA.

The truth is reality is a bitch. Your internet fame is all for nothing if you can't back it up. The next fight he is in will be crucial. Either he crushes a real fighter and can call this beatdown a fluke, or he fights another washed-up and stays a short-lived sideshow attraction.

My advice: Make the next year count. Get some sponsorship money, sign a big ticket fight and retire. Open a nightclub, a gym, or both and never step in front of another camera again.

Joe Rogan - Devolution Of Stupid People

Close calls

Lucky

La chance compilation
by bunch11

Falcon Kick!

Downward spiral

I work at a school. I'd like to say I am a teacher, but to say that would mean I assume the kids are learning anything and that is a broad assumption.

Most of the kids are ok, but there is a growing number that it just seems like they parent don't give a damn. That makes the kids not give a damn and it seems like they get a little dumber every year. I hoped it was the other way around, but no...

I look at people like my dad and uncle, and it seems like they can do damn near anything. They fix cars, build houses, and all other types of skills that I can't compare with. I'm a college educated man that has had to learn the skill set needed when you have hit damn near rock-bottom, but they can do so much more for themselves than I can. I tend to feel like a dumbass around them.

I stand before a classroom full of kids every school day that I genuinely like, but they seem so dim. It makes me sad and I want to know how to reach them, but I don't know how. I guess I could pawn it off and say that they have to want to learn, but I don't know.

So what do I have? A website full of people that can't pour piss out of a boot even when you write the directions on the sole and the clip of them and their 15 seconds of e-fame.

howto protect your car during a hurricane

Ike didn't get this one:

Church of England to Apologize to Charles Darwin

I Love these. They pop up every so often and hundreds of years too late. Hell, it was only 8 years ago that the Pope officially apologized to Galileo Galilei, who died under house arrest for saying the sun was the center of the solar system.

Anyway [Article]

SUV Rollover

A video that details why SUV's are more likely to roll over.