Showing posts with label pwned. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pwned. Show all posts

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Uh oh! Redneck bank awnining collapse!

I saw this one on Fazed today. Apparently the redneck never learned how to handle towing his NASCAR box seats/ mobile meth lab. I must say the carnage he caused was magnificent.

According to the news both he and his crotch fruit survived. The murky genetics survive.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

jackass prank gone wrong week trash boy

The dumbass kid in this video almost got removed from the gene pool. Why? He want to be funny. Do not dick with people who's purpose in life is to pick your trash up off the side of the road.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Chistmas Files: White Christmas

Oh, there's no place like triage, for the holidays...fuck it, that's I got. Merry Christmas from Darwinized.com.


Friday, November 30, 2007

Fat clod owned by asian kid

In a divine order the loud ones fall hardest.

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Thursday, November 15, 2007

Saturday, August 11, 2007

3 minute Darwinized compilation


A collection of many of the videos we have featured here and then some, set to POD. It's like America's funniest home videos after Bob Sagat finally snaps. This collection includes:
  • A guy being filmed during a head head on collision.
  • Several faceplants.
  • A killer whale crashing onto a surfer.
  • A German shepherd biting a reporters face.
  • A fat chick crashing a dirtbike.
  • A numb-nuts Numb-chuck accident.
  • A biker jumping a ramp and hitting.
  • A punk falling down concrete stairs on his bike.
  • And thats just the first minute.

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Monday, July 30, 2007

"Chris Everett" incident video

If you are a smiley little sportscaster you shouldn't taunt the big ass quarterback...


The background from wiki:
Following the 1989 regular season, Everett was reportedly "shellshocked" from the multiple times he was sacked and hit in the NFC Championship game against the San Francisco 49ers (the 49ers won, 30-3). At one point in the game, Everett was so rattled that he collapsed to the ground in the pocket merely in anticipation of yet another sack, even though the 49ers' defensive players actually had not yet reached him; a play now known as Everett's "phantom sack".[1] From then on he was perceived to shy away from hits, and later acknowledged that his confidence was never fully restored.

This reputation led to Everett's infamous 1994 confrontation with then Talk2 host Jim Rome. Rome had made a habit of repeatedly mocking Everett's reputation for being averse to taking hits by referring to Everett as "Chris" Everett (a reference to female tennis star Chris Evert). Everett appeared as a guest on the show and Rome wasted no time, applying the insult twice within the first 10 seconds of introducing Everett. Everett warned Rome not to do it again, implying that physical consequences would ensue otherwise. Everett, visibly angry by this point, then went on to challenge Rome, predicting that now that the warning had been issued, Rome wouldn't dare to repeat the insult again. Rome promptly applied the insult a third time and Everett responded by physically charging Rome, overturning a table and knocking down Rome live on air before leaving the set. This incident was later parodied on an episode of Cheap Seats with Randy and Jason Sklar portraying the two.

Sunday, July 8, 2007

pwned!!!

This is great and needs just to be watched.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

damn!

The punk in black gets it in the worst way. I like how his legs jump after every solid hit. I bet he was eating through a straw and riding the short bus after that ass whooping. His buddy didn't do jack to help him either. I'd wager on a slight sp-sp-speech im-m-m-mpediment too.