fatty thug kid Iraq

Ha! This is rich. Soldiers in Iraq toss candy to kids passing by a lot it seems. In this priceless clip, a kid who's fat enough to be an American starts beating the other kids trying get candy.

OMG it's Jesus

Merry Christmas

Blah blah blah, I'm drinking. Enjoy your sweatshop gifts. In fact here ya go:



Next year, your flan will be made with high-grade Chinese lead!

Winter Shenanigans

A beautifully edited series of clips from a funny home video show of people biting it hard on the snow. I'm sure there were more that a few ruined ankles in this clip.

Chistmas Files: White Christmas

Oh, there's no place like triage, for the holidays...fuck it, that's I got. Merry Christmas from Darwinized.com.

Santa Clause laying the smackdown....

If you're on the naughty list this year, it's your ass! Merry Christmas from Darwinized.com

Deer caught in swingset

When a deer wants to commit suicide it will usually just jump in front of a car but this one tries to hang itself on an outdoor tire swing with hilarious results.

Giraffe vs Plane [pic]

I found this on an Iranian site and wondered if possibly this isn't bizarre propaganda. "We are training a great army of giraffe. No plane will be safe and use of helicopters will be unfortunate." Either way after the initial WTF reaction I was led into a fit of uncontrollable laughter.

just sad street fight gangsta thugs word association game for google

Two guys start fighting, then everybody jumps in. This is the chickenshit mess that people can't stand. If you can't handle your own problems, try taking a lead aspirin, and for God's sake, don't have kids.

extreme sports!!!!

Skydiving is extreme...extremely stupid. I guess it would make sense to know how to jump out of a plane that is falling, but to make a hobby of jumping out of functional moving vehicles makes you an idiot. If my argument isn't good enough for you, watch this.




Sometimes I just wish idiots would stop reproducing at such alarming rates. I'm not too sure he got any more birthday cake after this.

stud to eunich in seconds flat

I don't get skiing. Why the Hell would anyone slide down an icy hill as fast as they can? I'm sure getting slapped in the balls at 45 miles per hour with a fiberglass rod wasn't one of them, but you take what you get out there on the edge. I feel extreme sports week coming.

Fat clod owned by asian kid

In a divine order the loud ones fall hardest.

Short Fight Fat Kid Knockout - Watch more free videos

How to twart a mugger

"No crack for you today my friend."

Panda Attack

Yes, pandas will attack without being provoked. Yes, The panda will fuck you up. Yes. They will look cute doing it.

Rollins on evolution

I think Teeing off is a segment on Henry Rollins' show. In this portion he is railing creationism: "You can't get god to come down to the lab and prove a fucking thing."

cool points revoked news accident

Who can walk and talk at the same time? Not this asshole.

news reporter nearly kills herself, film @....now!

These phony-ass reporters doing stuff to get ratings. There no better than the kids that hurt themselves for a taste of internet fame. I just want to sell hoodies celebrating human stupidity.

Any way you dissect it, the Japanese are really hardcore!

Yes, its a woman driving (slideshow)

Coke Bomb Prank (with instructions)

How to create a self triggered coke bomb with only a mento, a diet coke and a piece of string.

Top 10.5 pranks ever caught on video

Suprise and humor are the critical elements to a good prank. Hot women and explosions
are just extra credit. These days Kids and gameshow producers are walking the fine line between extreme prank and manslaughter everyday just to secure a spot on YouTube. This really adds to the volume of the prank videos out there. We schlepped through the steaming pile to find the best 10.5 of the lot. Bon Appetit.
Oh yeah, If you think we missed one leave a link in the comments.


#10 The passed out (to sea) Prank
Guy passes out and his buddies put him on an inflatable... on a lake.

Best Passed Out Prank Ever - Watch more free videos

#9 The Walled-off office prank

Best Office Prank Ever - Awesome video clips here

#8 Coke Bomb Prank (with instructions) Someone finally harnessed the power of the Mentos bomb and used it for evil.


#7 Bathroom mirror prank. Oh noes. Your a vahmmmpire.

Absolutely Hilarious Bathroom Mirror Prank - Watch more free videos

#6 Waterbed prank. This one got bonus points for wet t-shirt shots


#5 Missing glass door prank. Sued.


#4 Path pitfall prank. This enjoys a high place on this list for insane popularity.

Bike Path Water Hole Prank - Watch more free videos

#3 Buttered Floor Wars. You wanted to do this to your roommate at college but you weren't creative enough.


#2 Gas pump newscast prank. A fake news set is linked to a CCTV terminal that's built into a gas tank.


#1.5 Japanese portapotti Prank. Japanese gameshows are hardcore so it stands that when they go candid they don't pull any punches.


#1 Japanese ski lodge prank: God bless our scarycute Japanese brethren. Take someone who is tired. Offer them a warm place to get undressed. Let them relax. Then, strap them down to rocket chair and shoot them back out into the freezing cold. Naked.

Missing glass door prank

Producers remove glass from two glass doors and film the results

Happy Thanksgiving!

Rabid killer turkey attacks cop:

Animal attacks!!!

The sad part of bull fighting, is that the bull is going to lose and die. But every now and again, the bull goes out swinging and it is spectacular.

BULL!!!!

Animals are not cute, they are food. If your little house cat was 100 pounds, it would eat you. This is just funny. Man gets shucked by bull. I wonder if the entry fee for whatever contest he was in was worth the absolute loss of dignity.

Dildo Accident Xray

"I fell on it. honest!" Bizarre set of xrays on flicker including an almost horrific one of a dildo that almost came out the other side.

Dumb blond mic check

Good thing for her that she's really hot.

Slaps only!

Hope he at least took out his retainer.

Juggler spears hapless pidgeon

This is almost as good funny unfortunate as the "bird getting hit with a baseball" video.

Juggling Man Accidentally Spears Pigeon - Watch more free videos

Kid sticks face in fire ant hole

Intentionally. Stick around for the contorted swelling.

Ready for UFC debut!

If by "UFC", you mean "ultimate fuckups". It always brings a smile to my face to see martial artist wannabe's hurt themselves, or just look like a complete tool. I've seen better moves at a Special Olympics after-party. I can't do those moves either, but at least I'm not being taped making a fool of myself.



I Hope You Like Pain - The best video clips are right here

Orgasm ringtone prank

This is why you shouldn't let your punk ass friends use your cell phone.

Drifter in BMW runs over himself

How to stop an out of control car using only your face:

Guy spits fire. Fire retaliates.

I don't know how many of these type of videos I have posted but I will continue to post them until either
A.People stop setting themselves on fire or
B.I am no longer amused by it.

Americuns ain't stupid!

When I stop crying I'll probably think this is funny.

Video of Tongue Splitting

Tonf Switting if harfcore muffer fuffer! Be warned this is hard to watch. Almost 2girls1cup hard to watch. Even more mind boggling is that there are over 100 of these on YouTube.

Camwhore busted by her father

Police chase GIF

Guy smashes a WD40 can with a stick

with predictable results...

Gigantic spider web in texas

Now that they have learned to work in groups, nothing can stop them.


See Also: Once they learn to do chin-ups, nothing can stop them.

Intense police chase video

Highspeed police chase with an ending fit for Hollywood. Here's to you Mr. "Jump onto the hood of a criminal's car and shoot him in the face guy."
http://www.officer.com/videonetwork/index.jsp?showid=378811

Wingsuit base jumping

Base jumping just wasn't extreme enough for these guys so they strapped on wingsuits to slow their descent and began gliding along cliff walls.

Inside the mind of a 18-year-old killer (Pekka Eric Auvinen)

There have been quite a few school shootings in the past few years and the trail that these idiots leave behind on the internet gets more and more vivid with each incident. I recently found a link to a mirrored open directory from Pekka Eric Auvinen's website complete with manifestos and pictures of the 18-year-old shooter from Finland. He killed seven secondary school students and then himself. Had someone been listening he apparently publicized his plans on youtube in not one, but 89 videos that have since been taken down.

Interestingly enough, he calls his gun a "natural selector". Since he used it to kill himself I have to agree.

LINK to a CNN article explaining the incident in greater detail.

Midget Thai Fighting

*clears throat*

Midget Thai Fighting - Free videos are just a click away

Hummer h1 crash

So you just bought a hummer H1 and want to show off in front of a crowd? Here's a step by step guide to pleasing them...

Radio prank gone wrong

Rambo Brite

Guy pulls pin of a live grenade with his teeth, then freezes.

Spiderman falling off a car

Had Peter Parker been bitten by a radioactive caterpillar:

Rollerblading on a Treadmill

Please pass the money, officer.

Guy attempts a robbery with a cop sitting behind him. A small cop. But a cop nonetheless.

The Cinnamon Challenge videos

The internet has an amazing capacity as an evil dissemination mechanism. About a month ago some guy got his girlfriend to try a spoonful of cinnamon on videotape and now there are dozens of these on Youtube. This one is still my favorite.

Air show crash in Dayton, Ohio (or Poland)

On the bright side, Wagner is pretty good music to check out to.

"Drunken redneck women" compilation

"Be to her virtues very kind,
Be to her faults a little blind."
~Matthew Prior

Top 5 dangerous animal face-offs

"Trials of Life" style animal videos are my favorite category here at Darwinized so I thought they merited a quick roundup.

#5 Piranha VS Mouse. This little mouse always reminds me of Lil' Brudder from Strongbad. "He has the heart of a champion!" "I can make it on my own.."


#4 Praying Mantis v/s Mouse. Ahh... the power of prayer.


#3 Giant Centipede vs Mouse, Spider and Bat. Collection of reasons you don't want to find a giant centipede in your bathtub. This video gets extra points for slurping/crunching sound clarity.


#2 Big Cat vs Everything else. I can has my ass handed 2 meh.


#1: Battle of Kruger: Water Buffalo Herd vs Lion Pride vs crocodiles This has to be the most epic animal face-off on the net and as a bonus the video gives hope to water buffalo everywhere.


Honerable Mention: Monkey vs Dog. I mean c'mon?

Monkey Vs. Dog (Intense Battle) - Watch more free videos

I want one!!!!

These guys are dicks, and it's still funny as hell.

Waterbed prank

Waterbed in a bed store is secretly replaced with a tub of water and a sheet.

Drowning guy lever prank

People are asked to watch a control lever for a construction worker that has to go to the bathroom or something. While he is gone another construction worker, who is being dangled over a lake, is lowered into the water...

Minnesota Junior crosswalk prank

Minnesota Junior crosswalk prank. Students get in a long line and create an infinite loop that blocks two cosswalks.

Path Pitfall Prank

Hire an excavator. Dig a hole in the path of a busy park. Fill hole with cold water. cover water up with leaves. Wait.

Bike Path Water Hole Prank - Watch more free videos

Walled-off Office Prank

Employees wall off the boss' office.

Passed Out (to sea) Prank

Guy passes out and his buddies put him on an inflatable... on a lake.

Women weight lifter accident

It's reassuring that stupidity caused by excess testosterone isn't limited to the males of the species..

Don't fuck with Rollins

Henry Rollins is a self-styled "new-millenium-man". He's a musician, a comedian, TV personality, fitness junkie, and liberal/ progressive mouthpiece, and he'll kick your ass. While I'm not a huge fan of his music, as a whole, I like his body of work. I hope I never meet him and find out he's a douche bag. Here he is slapping an asshole on stage.

Dude, never make them touch!

We need a new tag for this one.

Vegetarian propoganda film

This is a vegetarian propaganda flic. It's a must see. All of the meat you eat has been abused when it was alive. And as the movie points out three times "WITH NO PAINKILLERS"
But, even after watching this, I can't remember having bad bacon.

Link

Helen Keller Falls off stage during play

Skater shatters ankle, cries like girl

It's not that I don't like skaters it's just they provide so much material when it come to stupid clips and broken bones.

Kimbo Slive vs Ray Mercer MMA Debut

Kimbo Slice takes on Ray Mercer in his professional fighting debut.

Police beating civilian

There is a little mystery to this one. The first video surfaced a couple of days ago and then another that is a, em, prequel, hit digg today. The first, shows a man mouthing off a little and eventually getting beat down in his front yard with no real justification. The second shows police standing on the man's porch joking about the beating earlier that day. What can we gather from this? Barney Fife kept his bullet in his pocket because he preferred the crunch of a billy club striking a skull? Who cares, it's a nice way to end security cam week.
Video 1:

Video 2:

funny commercial

Just in case you were wondering; smoking hot, intelligent women do not respond well to certain stimuli. I am quite sure this has happened before in real life.

Backflip to faceplant teethbreak

Thanks inpart to Jackass there are a lot of toothless teenagers in the world...

big boy gets the taser

A giant guy resists arrest and get the taser. I would have shot him.

Archie Bunker on Gun Control

I like Archie Bunker. The man was a racist, ignorant, jackass of a man, but he really meant no harm, he was a relic of a bygone era trying to fit in with the sweeping changes of the 70's. He had an interesting viewpoint that wasn't really always wrong, just maybe for the wrong reasons. Just take a look and judge for yourselves.

3 minute Darwinized compilation

A collection of many of the videos we have featured here and then some, set to POD. It's like America's funniest home videos after Bob Sagat finally snaps. This collection includes:

• A guy being filmed during a head head on collision.
• Several faceplants.
• A killer whale crashing onto a surfer.
• A German shepherd biting a reporters face.
• A fat chick crashing a dirtbike.
• A numb-nuts Numb-chuck accident.
• A biker jumping a ramp and hitting.
• A punk falling down concrete stairs on his bike.
• And thats just the first minute.

Salvia trippin on Youtube

I read an article recently that insinuated that the Youtube was exceedingly harmful to our culture and that the instant information generation was going to considerably more worthless than those before it. I dismissed it completely until I discovered this cache of teens tripping on salvia divinorum in front of their webcams. I snickered at the thought that instead of the revolution being televised, the devolution will be uploaded to YouTube.

Here's one of the more popular videos. "Alex tripping on Salvia Part 1".

Cutie Pumping Gas

I always wondered why there were detailed instructions on gas pumps. This security cam satisfied my curiosity.

multi-cop tazerin'

Low speed chase leads to an old fashion tazerin'.

If God was a programmer

And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 3.
# LET THE WATERS UNDER HEAVEN BE GATHERED TOGETHER UNTO ONE PLACE AND LET THE DRY LAND APPEAR
Too many characters in specification string. Try again.
# CREATE DRY_LAND
Done.
# RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH
# LET THE EARTH PRODUCE FRESH GROWTH, LET THERE BE ON THE EARTH PLANTS
Too many characters in specification string. Try again._

Snake vs Hippo

A snake eats a hippo. Then someone comes along and says snakes aren't suppose to eat hippos and makes the snake regurgitate it. Perhaps it was the hippo's owner. Where's my hippo? I can't find my hippo? I left it right there by my giant snake. I don't know what could have...

The Lefortovo Tunnel Video

"The Lefortovo tunnel runs under the Yauza River, and water leaks in at some points. When the temperature reaches −38 degrees Celsius as during the winter of 2005, the road surface can freeze.

It has been nicknamed "The Tunnel of Death" due to its high accident rate and a video circulating around the Internet apparently compiling footage of vehicle accidents recorded by monitoring cameras."

Scooter vs Compact

While the scooter gets better gas mileage, the compact protects you from being knocked ten feet into the air and spun around 720 degrees before hitting the ground. This is some surveillance camera from an intersection in Japan?

Another failed burglary

A short but hilarious keystone cops style burglary.

Highway patrol Dashboard Camera accident

A state patrolman pulls over to the side of the highway to assist in a traffic stop and gets to witness a station wagon crash into the patrol car in front of him. There are enough of these tapes out there to convince me that pulling over to the side of the highway is a bad idea.

Dumb robber tape

Robber makes an impressive entrance. Exit... notsomuch.

Fat ass gets caught faking a fall in grocery store

The best laid plans...

Clerk whacks 4 robbers

If you leave a man trapped in a store with nothing to eat but beef jerky and ho-ho's for twelve hours every day and force him to be nice to people something is got to give...

Dumbass burglar cought on security cam

ineedsomecrackineedsomecrackineedsomeuhohpopo

Minneapolis bridge collapse video

With scaling coverage of security and cell phone cameras there are very few things that we as the public don't get to see. Hell, Saddam's execution was filmed with a cell phone and rebroadcast by the major media channels only a few hours later.

This video shows the collapse of the Minneapolis bridge in the background. This was a real "where were you when it happened?" moment for thousands of people and judging by the sheer volume media coverage, the most important news event this month.

With that I would like to kick off Security Camera Week here at Darwinized and to remind everyone that not only is big brother watching, but so is CNN.

the pinata compilation

Paper mache critter full of candy + blindfolded kids with poor motor skills swinging a stick = fun! This party favor was a disaster waiting to happen. However, take note, all the bad shit is mostly happening to White people. I guess the Hispanic population that still partakes in the pinata tradition have their game down.

Atheist Missionaries

With a copy of Origin of Species in hand they go door to door in Salt Lake City preaching the word with predictable results.

Door To Door Atheists Bother Mormons - Watch more free videos

Demotivationally Slideshow

Air Freshener Can Explosion - Watch more free videos

You shouldn't poke animals with sticks

Particularly when they are faster and smarter than you.

BMX Faceplant

It's not a successful faceplant unless there is a pile of broken teeth and a puddle of blood.

Police Brutality North Korean Style

Even North Korean police like to indulge in a little hippy-bashing now and then.

Fat lady ran over by a car

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down. Oh.

Building Falls on top of Excavator Video

For the rest of this guys life, if he's even still alive, he'll be known as Timberhead.

web footed shark (pic)

A worker of the Malaysian Fisheries Development Board (LKIM) in Batu Maung, Penang, made this unusual find when she was given the 1.7kg fish by a fisherman at the jetty recently.

Kid rams face into fence

A student of some sort, apparently not physics, attempts to jump a fence and fails.

Praying Mantis VS Mouse

Another example of the power of prayer this time with slurpy mouse gut goodness...

"Chris Everett" incident video

If you are a smiley little sportscaster you shouldn't taunt the big ass quarterback...


The background from wiki:

Following the 1989 regular season, Everett was reportedly "shellshocked" from the multiple times he was sacked and hit in the NFC Championship game against the San Francisco 49ers (the 49ers won, 30-3). At one point in the game, Everett was so rattled that he collapsed to the ground in the pocket merely in anticipation of yet another sack, even though the 49ers' defensive players actually had not yet reached him; a play now known as Everett's "phantom sack".[1] From then on he was perceived to shy away from hits, and later acknowledged that his confidence was never fully restored.

This reputation led to Everett's infamous 1994 confrontation with then Talk2 host Jim Rome. Rome had made a habit of repeatedly mocking Everett's reputation for being averse to taking hits by referring to Everett as "Chris" Everett (a reference to female tennis star Chris Evert). Everett appeared as a guest on the show and Rome wasted no time, applying the insult twice within the first 10 seconds of introducing Everett. Everett warned Rome not to do it again, implying that physical consequences would ensue otherwise. Everett, visibly angry by this point, then went on to challenge Rome, predicting that now that the warning had been issued, Rome wouldn't dare to repeat the insult again. Rome promptly applied the insult a third time and Everett responded by physically charging Rome, overturning a table and knocking down Rome live on air before leaving the set. This incident was later parodied on an episode of Cheap Seats with Randy and Jason Sklar portraying the two.

fail.

Wow, guy decides to rob a store, or just show his ass, I can't figure out which and gets kung fu'd and karaticized on camera. I mean not only did the guy get his ass BEAT, the dude that beat him lead in with a daniel-san jump-kick....WTF? Kinda long for our format, but nice to watch.

Kid eats Habenero

Blissful ignorance fuels this site. Watch as this dumbass eats a Habenero (200-300k scoville units) raw.

the vomit comet...all aboard

Did you know there are people who video their nasty-ass cysts being poped on YouTube? Eat your lunch, digest, clam down, watch, and then call a therapist. I felt a little nugget of dinner creep up one when I watched this. Best part is not only is there an audience, one of the says "Damn, dog, this is going on YouTube." Now for the newest file Gag Reflex. Enjo....well, just watch.

Read a Book

Keeping with the "Decline of Western Civilization Theme", here's an BET produced animated hip hop video addressing issues young black men face.
"..buy some land, buy some land. f- spinning rims..."

A slight side-step

I like to chronicle injuries and such here, but there is another thing to let me know that natural selection is not being allowed to function properly. This Tonight Show parody of Jay Leno interviewing Paris Hilton. I find it hilarious, and sadly, more coherent than most of her interviews to date. I still can't figure out why she's so popular with the media, but it is further proof of the decline of Western civilization. Sit back, relax, and enjoy watching the downward spiral.

Failed Ford Tempo Stunt ends in Drowning

A Colorado teen, Darren Bucklen, drowned today in Colorado while filming a stunt involving the launch of a 1984 Ford Tempo off a dirt ramp into a lake.
Link
The video was confiscated but I imagine it looked something like this with less police and um, less swimming...

pwned!!!

This is great and needs just to be watched.

Buttered Floor Prank

Here's a link to part 2

Pray Mantis vs Garden Spider

Ah... the power of prayer.
Link

Six Inches

Link

Armed and Famous : Taser Scene

I kinda like what has-beens do to stay in the spotlight. I'm a never-will-be and this is why. They took taser shots. I think it could be fake. Most hardass people drop like rocks when they get tased. The people in this just yell and slump over. Everyone I know that got tasered said it hurt for days after the tasing. I thought it was cool that Trish Stratus, a former pro-wrestler and model, took an actual barb hit while the others got the electrode taped on. They show little blood spots where it jabbed her. I don't know, you be the judge.

Moped + Merry Go Round = Flying Ragdolls

Someone finally invented a moped powered dumbass tosser.

Balloon fetish goes wrong

Guy gets trapped inside a giant balloon: "That's why I need a spotter."

Smokey the bear hot air balloon crash.

Only YOU can prevent hot air balloon crashes.

Old German man shits himself bungee jumping

This really is what it has come to. Family hoists their Uncle/Grandpa up on a crane and drop him for the entertainment of others.

One week

Well, it's been one week since we went back online and a lot of our old content is back up, and we're putting new stuff up regularly. Warning: watching our stuff will put scabs on your soul.

Free CDC tradining cards

Free printable PDF's of the Center for Disease Control's trading cards. I got me an original Anthrax.

link

Grim Reaper on a Smoke Break

Lucky, lucky motherfuckers.....

Collection of Motocycle crash videos

A recent report card issued by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration for 2004 says that 4008 motorcyclists died in 2004 and 76,000 were injured. About half of all motorcycles involved in a fatal crash collided with another vehicle. A little over one-third of cyclists that died were speeding. Almost half of the fatal accidents show alcohol involvement...

This video is for that half.

Midget vs Bull

This clip is the pinnacle of western civilization. The Renaissance, three world wars, all were just steps toward seeing a midget get molested by a bull during a fight. It's all downhill from here.

Blond on Brunette cat fight

This was by far Our most popular video @ 62 thousand hits. There is something two chicks beating the crap out of each other that draws a crowd. Go figure.

Dumbass Crossing

This is one of my favorite clips. In working on Darwinized for over a year I have become sort of a Dumbass Clip connoisseur... and this is some fine Dumbass Clip. There are hints of strawberries and oak with a chocolate aftertaste.

Bird killed by baseball

As far as the internet goes this is a classic. A bird meets a baseball and is disntegrated. Another reup...

Re-do

Well, after a hasty site repair on site admin Pablo's part, we are up again. Our goal is to be the cheapest hacks out on the interwebs. We post what we like, which are people making really bad choices and or getting thier asses handed to them. We'll update at least weekly, come by and let us know if you like it.

Kimbo Vs Mercer

This might be short-lived, but here it is: Kimbo's first "legit" MMA fight. Sadly, it's against a washed up Ray Mercer, who looks like he didn't train at all. Very sad. I like Kimbo, but I wanted to see him get his ass handed to him by a professional fighter. I'd pay to see him in a real MMA fight.

Mike Zambidis killer kickboxing

Skater Busts in Full Pipe

I like skater kids. They are tough and stubborn. What we have here is the full loop trick, like seeing a rainbow, you must have the exact right conditions or nothing. The only difference here is that if one tiny bit of the equation is not there....better call an ambulance. He'll probably get a "Bam" sticker for his electric wheelchair.Look closely at the end. The people up close wince and hold their mouths. Yep, he got fucked up big time.

Futbol Fan Fight

You know, people say what they want to about American violence, the countries where soccer and rugby are popular, those fuckers are hardcore. Some dumbass guy gets in a spat with a very hateful asshole standing behind him. The dumbass turns his back on the guy. BIG FUCKING MISTAKE as you'll see. All I say is it get's the Mr. Wilson Goddamn award. "The MWGA"

Maynard VS Fan

A fan rushes the stage during a tool concert and Maynard hip-tosses his ass, puts him in a choke hold until he passes out and doesn't miss a beat. He keeps singing while he's choking the dumbass. Like to see Bob Dylan try that.

Out Cold

This is a short clip for obvious reasons. The last words heard in the vid are "turn him on his side so he doesn't choke."

Burmese Boxing

BURMESE BOXING, Lethwei or Lethawae also known as Burmese Boxing and Myanma Traditional Boxing is style similar to Muay thai where knees, ... all » elbows and striking with head are allowed.Video is an entire match so it's kind of of long but the editor slowed down some of the good shots. It' more like a tough-man competition than the boxing we see in the states and nobody got knocked out. The little thick guy just got tired of getting punished and stood around for a countdown. Also the winner has apparently has to dance around with a wad of cash in his mouth

Kick boxer breaks leg in fight

*shudder*

Jimmy Kimmel Snake Attack

Jimmy Kimmel gets bit by a snake on his talk show and then carried away by paramedics. That'll teach him to rip off a Carson bit.

Broken Leg on Trampoline

This teeters between sack-tightening empathy and guilty guffaws.

Battle at Kruger

Most people have prolly already seen this video as it 5 million views and was featured in Time magazine but I think it deserves a place here. A pack (or pride?) of lions pick a baby water buffalo from the herd and the buffalo retaliate. Oh, did I mention the alligator/lion fight?

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Kill the King

Street fight compilation with exclusive Darwinized.com vids.

Funny

Pablo did a great job with the Darwin pic. It looks as though he's looking at the clips of stupidity and just getting tired.

Fatty McCheeseburger, hardcore fighter.

Or maybe that's Lumpy McLardass, I lose track. Fat boy bitch-slaps the guy with the thick arms. I think that muscle boy did something to Fatty's little brother. Anyway, great stuff.

damn!

The punk in black gets it in the worst way. I like how his legs jump after every solid hit. I bet he was eating through a straw and riding the short bus after that ass whooping. His buddy didn't do jack to help him either. I'd wager on a slight sp-sp-speech im-m-m-mpediment too.

ouch!

This is kinda like Mortal Kombat. The kid gets wiped out and while he's on his knees, the victor drops a punishing right hook to "seal the deal" one of my personal favorites. The only short coming is some retard steps in on the money shot and blocks it.

Fuckt

The old Darwinized.com went FUBAR and this is the new layout. Look forward to at least weekly updates of gut-wrenching fun. More to come.

Tard vs Airbag

Airbag explosion to the nuts