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Ike didn't get this one:

Stay Focused Kim

It was hard for Kim to stay in the game when they chanted his name....

Some Military Adice to Avoid Being Darwinized

"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal

"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush." - Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once." - Anonymous

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Army Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your Buddies

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." - U.S. Ammo Troop

The Rainbow Conspiracy

The latest star in the human stupidity showcase is The Rainbow Lady who believes that the government is adding something to the water that causes rainbows in her garden sprinkler.

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Christianity in 1 sentence

Chewbacca

Just watch it.

How to not get your ass kicked by the police.

Chris Rock is a gem among comedians. There is so much truth to what he says. He takes a stance on the inequity felt by the Black community might be brought upon themselves. Not 100%, but a good chunk.

Illegal immigrant border patrol stop

Cat Found

It's more fun when they gloat

My other t-shirt has an amusing saying on it

setting the bar

jackass prank gone wrong week trash boy

The dumbass kid in this video almost got removed from the gene pool. Why? He want to be funny. Do not dick with people who's purpose in life is to pick your trash up off the side of the road.

OMG it's Jesus

Winter Shenanigans

A beautifully edited series of clips from a funny home video show of people biting it hard on the snow. I'm sure there were more that a few ruined ankles in this clip.

Chistmas Files: White Christmas

Oh, there's no place like triage, for the holidays...fuck it, that's I got. Merry Christmas from Darwinized.com.

Deer caught in swingset

When a deer wants to commit suicide it will usually just jump in front of a car but this one tries to hang itself on an outdoor tire swing with hilarious results.

stud to eunich in seconds flat

I don't get skiing. Why the Hell would anyone slide down an icy hill as fast as they can? I'm sure getting slapped in the balls at 45 miles per hour with a fiberglass rod wasn't one of them, but you take what you get out there on the edge. I feel extreme sports week coming.

Fat clod owned by asian kid

In a divine order the loud ones fall hardest.

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