Thursday, August 9, 2007

multi-cop tazerin'

Low speed chase leads to an old fashion tazerin'.

If God was a programmer

And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 3.
# LET THE WATERS UNDER HEAVEN BE GATHERED TOGETHER UNTO ONE PLACE AND LET THE DRY LAND APPEAR
Too many characters in specification string. Try again.
# CREATE DRY_LAND
Done.
# RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH
# LET THE EARTH PRODUCE FRESH GROWTH, LET THERE BE ON THE EARTH PLANTS
Too many characters in specification string. Try again._

Snake vs Hippo

A snake eats a hippo. Then someone comes along and says snakes aren't suppose to eat hippos and makes the snake regurgitate it. Perhaps it was the hippo's owner. Where's my hippo? I can't find my hippo? I left it right there by my giant snake. I don't know what could have...

The Lefortovo Tunnel Video

"The Lefortovo tunnel runs under the Yauza River, and water leaks in at some points. When the temperature reaches −38 degrees Celsius as during the winter of 2005, the road surface can freeze.

It has been nicknamed "The Tunnel of Death" due to its high accident rate and a video circulating around the Internet apparently compiling footage of vehicle accidents recorded by monitoring cameras."

Scooter vs Compact

While the scooter gets better gas mileage, the compact protects you from being knocked ten feet into the air and spun around 720 degrees before hitting the ground. This is some surveillance camera from an intersection in Japan?

Another failed burglary

A short but hilarious keystone cops style burglary.