Uh oh! Redneck bank awnining collapse!

I saw this one on Fazed today. Apparently the redneck never learned how to handle towing his NASCAR box seats/ mobile meth lab. I must say the carnage he caused was magnificent.

According to the news both he and his crotch fruit survived. The murky genetics survive.

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Nothing funny or shocking about the video, it's just newsreel. I love to see the "shock picture" so many 'coasters do these days with blood-sprayed riders and one in horror with a pulpy severed head in her lap. I want that for my Christmas cards.

I don't think they should even have a fence up in areas like that. Just a plastic yellow chain with "do not enter" posted on it. If they go in and die, all the more better for the gene pool. I am a firm believer in George Carlin's concept of passive eugenics.

Get over it people. The world is not a fucking safe place. It is hard, it is cruel, and it is dangerous. If you don't pay attention and watch out for yourself, you may die. Hell, you'll die anyway, but hopefully not as stupidly as this.