One week

Well, it's been one week since we went back online and a lot of our old content is back up, and we're putting new stuff up regularly. Warning: watching our stuff will put scabs on your soul.

Free CDC tradining cards

Free printable PDF's of the Center for Disease Control's trading cards. I got me an original Anthrax.

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Grim Reaper on a Smoke Break

Lucky, lucky motherfuckers.....

Collection of Motocycle crash videos

A recent report card issued by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration for 2004 says that 4008 motorcyclists died in 2004 and 76,000 were injured. About half of all motorcycles involved in a fatal crash collided with another vehicle. A little over one-third of cyclists that died were speeding. Almost half of the fatal accidents show alcohol involvement...

This video is for that half.

Midget vs Bull

This clip is the pinnacle of western civilization. The Renaissance, three world wars, all were just steps toward seeing a midget get molested by a bull during a fight. It's all downhill from here.

Blond on Brunette cat fight

This was by far Our most popular video @ 62 thousand hits. There is something two chicks beating the crap out of each other that draws a crowd. Go figure.

Dumbass Crossing

This is one of my favorite clips. In working on Darwinized for over a year I have become sort of a Dumbass Clip connoisseur... and this is some fine Dumbass Clip. There are hints of strawberries and oak with a chocolate aftertaste.

Bird killed by baseball

As far as the internet goes this is a classic. A bird meets a baseball and is disntegrated. Another reup...

Re-do

Well, after a hasty site repair on site admin Pablo's part, we are up again. Our goal is to be the cheapest hacks out on the interwebs. We post what we like, which are people making really bad choices and or getting thier asses handed to them. We'll update at least weekly, come by and let us know if you like it.

Kimbo Vs Mercer

This might be short-lived, but here it is: Kimbo's first "legit" MMA fight. Sadly, it's against a washed up Ray Mercer, who looks like he didn't train at all. Very sad. I like Kimbo, but I wanted to see him get his ass handed to him by a professional fighter. I'd pay to see him in a real MMA fight.

Mike Zambidis killer kickboxing

Skater Busts in Full Pipe

I like skater kids. They are tough and stubborn. What we have here is the full loop trick, like seeing a rainbow, you must have the exact right conditions or nothing. The only difference here is that if one tiny bit of the equation is not there....better call an ambulance. He'll probably get a "Bam" sticker for his electric wheelchair.Look closely at the end. The people up close wince and hold their mouths. Yep, he got fucked up big time.

Futbol Fan Fight

You know, people say what they want to about American violence, the countries where soccer and rugby are popular, those fuckers are hardcore. Some dumbass guy gets in a spat with a very hateful asshole standing behind him. The dumbass turns his back on the guy. BIG FUCKING MISTAKE as you'll see. All I say is it get's the Mr. Wilson Goddamn award. "The MWGA"

Maynard VS Fan

A fan rushes the stage during a tool concert and Maynard hip-tosses his ass, puts him in a choke hold until he passes out and doesn't miss a beat. He keeps singing while he's choking the dumbass. Like to see Bob Dylan try that.

Out Cold

This is a short clip for obvious reasons. The last words heard in the vid are "turn him on his side so he doesn't choke."

Burmese Boxing

BURMESE BOXING, Lethwei or Lethawae also known as Burmese Boxing and Myanma Traditional Boxing is style similar to Muay thai where knees, ... all » elbows and striking with head are allowed.Video is an entire match so it's kind of of long but the editor slowed down some of the good shots. It' more like a tough-man competition than the boxing we see in the states and nobody got knocked out. The little thick guy just got tired of getting punished and stood around for a countdown. Also the winner has apparently has to dance around with a wad of cash in his mouth

Kick boxer breaks leg in fight

*shudder*

Jimmy Kimmel Snake Attack

Jimmy Kimmel gets bit by a snake on his talk show and then carried away by paramedics. That'll teach him to rip off a Carson bit.

Broken Leg on Trampoline

This teeters between sack-tightening empathy and guilty guffaws.

Battle at Kruger

Most people have prolly already seen this video as it 5 million views and was featured in Time magazine but I think it deserves a place here. A pack (or pride?) of lions pick a baby water buffalo from the herd and the buffalo retaliate. Oh, did I mention the alligator/lion fight?

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Kill the King

Street fight compilation with exclusive Darwinized.com vids.

Funny

Pablo did a great job with the Darwin pic. It looks as though he's looking at the clips of stupidity and just getting tired.

Fatty McCheeseburger, hardcore fighter.

Or maybe that's Lumpy McLardass, I lose track. Fat boy bitch-slaps the guy with the thick arms. I think that muscle boy did something to Fatty's little brother. Anyway, great stuff.

damn!

The punk in black gets it in the worst way. I like how his legs jump after every solid hit. I bet he was eating through a straw and riding the short bus after that ass whooping. His buddy didn't do jack to help him either. I'd wager on a slight sp-sp-speech im-m-m-mpediment too.

ouch!

This is kinda like Mortal Kombat. The kid gets wiped out and while he's on his knees, the victor drops a punishing right hook to "seal the deal" one of my personal favorites. The only short coming is some retard steps in on the money shot and blocks it.

Fuckt

The old Darwinized.com went FUBAR and this is the new layout. Look forward to at least weekly updates of gut-wrenching fun. More to come.

Tard vs Airbag

Airbag explosion to the nuts