web footed shark (pic)

A worker of the Malaysian Fisheries Development Board (LKIM) in Batu Maung, Penang, made this unusual find when she was given the 1.7kg fish by a fisherman at the jetty recently.

Kid rams face into fence

A student of some sort, apparently not physics, attempts to jump a fence and fails.

Praying Mantis VS Mouse

Another example of the power of prayer this time with slurpy mouse gut goodness...

"Chris Everett" incident video

If you are a smiley little sportscaster you shouldn't taunt the big ass quarterback...


The background from wiki:

Following the 1989 regular season, Everett was reportedly "shellshocked" from the multiple times he was sacked and hit in the NFC Championship game against the San Francisco 49ers (the 49ers won, 30-3). At one point in the game, Everett was so rattled that he collapsed to the ground in the pocket merely in anticipation of yet another sack, even though the 49ers' defensive players actually had not yet reached him; a play now known as Everett's "phantom sack".[1] From then on he was perceived to shy away from hits, and later acknowledged that his confidence was never fully restored.

This reputation led to Everett's infamous 1994 confrontation with then Talk2 host Jim Rome. Rome had made a habit of repeatedly mocking Everett's reputation for being averse to taking hits by referring to Everett as "Chris" Everett (a reference to female tennis star Chris Evert). Everett appeared as a guest on the show and Rome wasted no time, applying the insult twice within the first 10 seconds of introducing Everett. Everett warned Rome not to do it again, implying that physical consequences would ensue otherwise. Everett, visibly angry by this point, then went on to challenge Rome, predicting that now that the warning had been issued, Rome wouldn't dare to repeat the insult again. Rome promptly applied the insult a third time and Everett responded by physically charging Rome, overturning a table and knocking down Rome live on air before leaving the set. This incident was later parodied on an episode of Cheap Seats with Randy and Jason Sklar portraying the two.

fail.

Wow, guy decides to rob a store, or just show his ass, I can't figure out which and gets kung fu'd and karaticized on camera. I mean not only did the guy get his ass BEAT, the dude that beat him lead in with a daniel-san jump-kick....WTF? Kinda long for our format, but nice to watch.

Kid eats Habenero

Blissful ignorance fuels this site. Watch as this dumbass eats a Habenero (200-300k scoville units) raw.

the vomit comet...all aboard

Did you know there are people who video their nasty-ass cysts being poped on YouTube? Eat your lunch, digest, clam down, watch, and then call a therapist. I felt a little nugget of dinner creep up one when I watched this. Best part is not only is there an audience, one of the says "Damn, dog, this is going on YouTube." Now for the newest file Gag Reflex. Enjo....well, just watch.

Read a Book

Keeping with the "Decline of Western Civilization Theme", here's an BET produced animated hip hop video addressing issues young black men face.
"..buy some land, buy some land. f- spinning rims..."

A slight side-step

I like to chronicle injuries and such here, but there is another thing to let me know that natural selection is not being allowed to function properly. This Tonight Show parody of Jay Leno interviewing Paris Hilton. I find it hilarious, and sadly, more coherent than most of her interviews to date. I still can't figure out why she's so popular with the media, but it is further proof of the decline of Western civilization. Sit back, relax, and enjoy watching the downward spiral.

Failed Ford Tempo Stunt ends in Drowning

A Colorado teen, Darren Bucklen, drowned today in Colorado while filming a stunt involving the launch of a 1984 Ford Tempo off a dirt ramp into a lake.
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The video was confiscated but I imagine it looked something like this with less police and um, less swimming...

pwned!!!

This is great and needs just to be watched.

Buttered Floor Prank

Here's a link to part 2

Pray Mantis vs Garden Spider

Ah... the power of prayer.
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Six Inches

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Armed and Famous : Taser Scene

I kinda like what has-beens do to stay in the spotlight. I'm a never-will-be and this is why. They took taser shots. I think it could be fake. Most hardass people drop like rocks when they get tased. The people in this just yell and slump over. Everyone I know that got tasered said it hurt for days after the tasing. I thought it was cool that Trish Stratus, a former pro-wrestler and model, took an actual barb hit while the others got the electrode taped on. They show little blood spots where it jabbed her. I don't know, you be the judge.

Moped + Merry Go Round = Flying Ragdolls

Someone finally invented a moped powered dumbass tosser.

Balloon fetish goes wrong

Guy gets trapped inside a giant balloon: "That's why I need a spotter."

Smokey the bear hot air balloon crash.

Only YOU can prevent hot air balloon crashes.

Old German man shits himself bungee jumping

This really is what it has come to. Family hoists their Uncle/Grandpa up on a crane and drop him for the entertainment of others.