A slight side-step

I like to chronicle injuries and such here, but there is another thing to let me know that natural selection is not being allowed to function properly. This Tonight Show parody of Jay Leno interviewing Paris Hilton. I find it hilarious, and sadly, more coherent than most of her interviews to date. I still can't figure out why she's so popular with the media, but it is further proof of the decline of Western civilization. Sit back, relax, and enjoy watching the downward spiral.

Failed Ford Tempo Stunt ends in Drowning

A Colorado teen, Darren Bucklen, drowned today in Colorado while filming a stunt involving the launch of a 1984 Ford Tempo off a dirt ramp into a lake.
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The video was confiscated but I imagine it looked something like this with less police and um, less swimming...