Don't fuck with Rollins

Henry Rollins is a self-styled "new-millenium-man". He's a musician, a comedian, TV personality, fitness junkie, and liberal/ progressive mouthpiece, and he'll kick your ass. While I'm not a huge fan of his music, as a whole, I like his body of work. I hope I never meet him and find out he's a douche bag. Here he is slapping an asshole on stage.

Dude, never make them touch!

We need a new tag for this one.

Vegetarian propoganda film

This is a vegetarian propaganda flic. It's a must see. All of the meat you eat has been abused when it was alive. And as the movie points out three times "WITH NO PAINKILLERS"
But, even after watching this, I can't remember having bad bacon.

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Helen Keller Falls off stage during play

Skater shatters ankle, cries like girl

It's not that I don't like skaters it's just they provide so much material when it come to stupid clips and broken bones.

Kimbo Slive vs Ray Mercer MMA Debut

Kimbo Slice takes on Ray Mercer in his professional fighting debut.

Police beating civilian

There is a little mystery to this one. The first video surfaced a couple of days ago and then another that is a, em, prequel, hit digg today. The first, shows a man mouthing off a little and eventually getting beat down in his front yard with no real justification. The second shows police standing on the man's porch joking about the beating earlier that day. What can we gather from this? Barney Fife kept his bullet in his pocket because he preferred the crunch of a billy club striking a skull? Who cares, it's a nice way to end security cam week.
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funny commercial

Just in case you were wondering; smoking hot, intelligent women do not respond well to certain stimuli. I am quite sure this has happened before in real life.

Backflip to faceplant teethbreak

Thanks inpart to Jackass there are a lot of toothless teenagers in the world...

big boy gets the taser

A giant guy resists arrest and get the taser. I would have shot him.

Archie Bunker on Gun Control

I like Archie Bunker. The man was a racist, ignorant, jackass of a man, but he really meant no harm, he was a relic of a bygone era trying to fit in with the sweeping changes of the 70's. He had an interesting viewpoint that wasn't really always wrong, just maybe for the wrong reasons. Just take a look and judge for yourselves.

3 minute Darwinized compilation

A collection of many of the videos we have featured here and then some, set to POD. It's like America's funniest home videos after Bob Sagat finally snaps. This collection includes:

• A guy being filmed during a head head on collision.
• Several faceplants.
• A killer whale crashing onto a surfer.
• A German shepherd biting a reporters face.
• A fat chick crashing a dirtbike.
• A numb-nuts Numb-chuck accident.
• A biker jumping a ramp and hitting.
• A punk falling down concrete stairs on his bike.
• And thats just the first minute.

Salvia trippin on Youtube

I read an article recently that insinuated that the Youtube was exceedingly harmful to our culture and that the instant information generation was going to considerably more worthless than those before it. I dismissed it completely until I discovered this cache of teens tripping on salvia divinorum in front of their webcams. I snickered at the thought that instead of the revolution being televised, the devolution will be uploaded to YouTube.

Here's one of the more popular videos. "Alex tripping on Salvia Part 1".

Cutie Pumping Gas

I always wondered why there were detailed instructions on gas pumps. This security cam satisfied my curiosity.

multi-cop tazerin'

Low speed chase leads to an old fashion tazerin'.

If God was a programmer

And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 3.
# LET THE WATERS UNDER HEAVEN BE GATHERED TOGETHER UNTO ONE PLACE AND LET THE DRY LAND APPEAR
Too many characters in specification string. Try again.
# CREATE DRY_LAND
Done.
# RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH
# LET THE EARTH PRODUCE FRESH GROWTH, LET THERE BE ON THE EARTH PLANTS
Too many characters in specification string. Try again._

Snake vs Hippo

A snake eats a hippo. Then someone comes along and says snakes aren't suppose to eat hippos and makes the snake regurgitate it. Perhaps it was the hippo's owner. Where's my hippo? I can't find my hippo? I left it right there by my giant snake. I don't know what could have...

The Lefortovo Tunnel Video

"The Lefortovo tunnel runs under the Yauza River, and water leaks in at some points. When the temperature reaches −38 degrees Celsius as during the winter of 2005, the road surface can freeze.

It has been nicknamed "The Tunnel of Death" due to its high accident rate and a video circulating around the Internet apparently compiling footage of vehicle accidents recorded by monitoring cameras."

Scooter vs Compact

While the scooter gets better gas mileage, the compact protects you from being knocked ten feet into the air and spun around 720 degrees before hitting the ground. This is some surveillance camera from an intersection in Japan?

Another failed burglary

A short but hilarious keystone cops style burglary.

Highway patrol Dashboard Camera accident

A state patrolman pulls over to the side of the highway to assist in a traffic stop and gets to witness a station wagon crash into the patrol car in front of him. There are enough of these tapes out there to convince me that pulling over to the side of the highway is a bad idea.

Dumb robber tape

Robber makes an impressive entrance. Exit... notsomuch.

Fat ass gets caught faking a fall in grocery store

The best laid plans...

Clerk whacks 4 robbers

If you leave a man trapped in a store with nothing to eat but beef jerky and ho-ho's for twelve hours every day and force him to be nice to people something is got to give...

Dumbass burglar cought on security cam

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Minneapolis bridge collapse video

With scaling coverage of security and cell phone cameras there are very few things that we as the public don't get to see. Hell, Saddam's execution was filmed with a cell phone and rebroadcast by the major media channels only a few hours later.

This video shows the collapse of the Minneapolis bridge in the background. This was a real "where were you when it happened?" moment for thousands of people and judging by the sheer volume media coverage, the most important news event this month.

With that I would like to kick off Security Camera Week here at Darwinized and to remind everyone that not only is big brother watching, but so is CNN.

the pinata compilation

Paper mache critter full of candy + blindfolded kids with poor motor skills swinging a stick = fun! This party favor was a disaster waiting to happen. However, take note, all the bad shit is mostly happening to White people. I guess the Hispanic population that still partakes in the pinata tradition have their game down.

Atheist Missionaries

With a copy of Origin of Species in hand they go door to door in Salt Lake City preaching the word with predictable results.

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Demotivationally Slideshow

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You shouldn't poke animals with sticks

Particularly when they are faster and smarter than you.

BMX Faceplant

It's not a successful faceplant unless there is a pile of broken teeth and a puddle of blood.

Police Brutality North Korean Style

Even North Korean police like to indulge in a little hippy-bashing now and then.

Fat lady ran over by a car

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down. Oh.

Building Falls on top of Excavator Video

For the rest of this guys life, if he's even still alive, he'll be known as Timberhead.