Friday, November 30, 2007

Fat clod owned by asian kid

In a divine order the loud ones fall hardest.

Short Fight Fat Kid Knockout - Watch more free videos

Thursday, November 29, 2007

How to twart a mugger

"No crack for you today my friend."

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Panda Attack

Yes, pandas will attack without being provoked. Yes, The panda will fuck you up. Yes. They will look cute doing it.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Rollins on evolution


I think Teeing off is a segment on Henry Rollins' show. In this portion he is railing creationism: "You can't get god to come down to the lab and prove a fucking thing."

Monday, November 26, 2007

cool points revoked news accident

Who can walk and talk at the same time? Not this asshole.

news reporter nearly kills herself, film @....now!

These phony-ass reporters doing stuff to get ratings. There no better than the kids that hurt themselves for a taste of internet fame. I just want to sell hoodies celebrating human stupidity.

Any way you dissect it, the Japanese are really hardcore!

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Yes, its a woman driving (slideshow)

Coke Bomb Prank (with instructions)

How to create a self triggered coke bomb with only a mento, a diet coke and a piece of string.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Top 10.5 pranks ever caught on video

Suprise and humor are the critical elements to a good prank. Hot women and explosions
are just extra credit. These days Kids and gameshow producers are walking the fine line between extreme prank and manslaughter everyday just to secure a spot on YouTube. This really adds to the volume of the prank videos out there. We schlepped through the steaming pile to find the best 10.5 of the lot. Bon Appetit.
Oh yeah, If you think we missed one leave a link in the comments.


#10 The passed out (to sea) Prank
Guy passes out and his buddies put him on an inflatable... on a lake.

Best Passed Out Prank Ever - Watch more free videos

#9 The Walled-off office prank

Best Office Prank Ever - Awesome video clips here

#8 Coke Bomb Prank (with instructions) Someone finally harnessed the power of the Mentos bomb and used it for evil.


#7 Bathroom mirror prank. Oh noes. Your a vahmmmpire.

Absolutely Hilarious Bathroom Mirror Prank - Watch more free videos

#6 Waterbed prank. This one got bonus points for wet t-shirt shots


#5 Missing glass door prank. Sued.


#4 Path pitfall prank. This enjoys a high place on this list for insane popularity.

Bike Path Water Hole Prank - Watch more free videos

#3 Buttered Floor Wars. You wanted to do this to your roommate at college but you weren't creative enough.


#2 Gas pump newscast prank. A fake news set is linked to a CCTV terminal that's built into a gas tank.


#1.5 Japanese portapotti Prank. Japanese gameshows are hardcore so it stands that when they go candid they don't pull any punches.


#1 Japanese ski lodge prank: God bless our scarycute Japanese brethren. Take someone who is tired. Offer them a warm place to get undressed. Let them relax. Then, strap them down to rocket chair and shoot them back out into the freezing cold. Naked.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Missing glass door prank

Producers remove glass from two glass doors and film the results

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Happy Thanksgiving!

Rabid killer turkey attacks cop:

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Animal attacks!!!

The sad part of bull fighting, is that the bull is going to lose and die. But every now and again, the bull goes out swinging and it is spectacular.

BULL!!!!

Animals are not cute, they are food. If your little house cat was 100 pounds, it would eat you. This is just funny. Man gets shucked by bull. I wonder if the entry fee for whatever contest he was in was worth the absolute loss of dignity.

Dildo Accident Xray

"I fell on it. honest!" Bizarre set of xrays on flicker including an almost horrific one of a dildo that almost came out the other side.

Dumb blond mic check

Good thing for her that she's really hot.

Slaps only!

Hope he at least took out his retainer.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Juggler spears hapless pidgeon

This is almost as good funny unfortunate as the "bird getting hit with a baseball" video.

Juggling Man Accidentally Spears Pigeon - Watch more free videos

Kid sticks face in fire ant hole

Intentionally. Stick around for the contorted swelling.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Ready for UFC debut!

If by "UFC", you mean "ultimate fuckups". It always brings a smile to my face to see martial artist wannabe's hurt themselves, or just look like a complete tool. I've seen better moves at a Special Olympics after-party. I can't do those moves either, but at least I'm not being taped making a fool of myself.



I Hope You Like Pain - The best video clips are right here

Orgasm ringtone prank

This is why you shouldn't let your punk ass friends use your cell phone.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Drifter in BMW runs over himself

How to stop an out of control car using only your face:

Guy spits fire. Fire retaliates.


I don't know how many of these type of videos I have posted but I will continue to post them until either
A.People stop setting themselves on fire or
B.I am no longer amused by it.


Americuns ain't stupid!

When I stop crying I'll probably think this is funny.

Video of Tongue Splitting

Tonf Switting if harfcore muffer fuffer! Be warned this is hard to watch. Almost 2girls1cup hard to watch. Even more mind boggling is that there are over 100 of these on YouTube.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Friday, November 9, 2007

Guy smashes a WD40 can with a stick

with predictable results...

Gigantic spider web in texas

Now that they have learned to work in groups, nothing can stop them.


See Also: Once they learn to do chin-ups, nothing can stop them.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Intense police chase video

Highspeed police chase with an ending fit for Hollywood. Here's to you Mr. "Jump onto the hood of a criminal's car and shoot him in the face guy."
http://www.officer.com/videonetwork/index.jsp?showid=378811

Wingsuit base jumping

Base jumping just wasn't extreme enough for these guys so they strapped on wingsuits to slow their descent and began gliding along cliff walls.

Inside the mind of a 18-year-old killer (Pekka Eric Auvinen)


There have been quite a few school shootings in the past few years and the trail that these idiots leave behind on the internet gets more and more vivid with each incident. I recently found a link to a mirrored open directory from Pekka Eric Auvinen's website complete with manifestos and pictures of the 18-year-old shooter from Finland. He killed seven secondary school students and then himself. Had someone been listening he apparently publicized his plans on youtube in not one, but 89 videos that have since been taken down.

Interestingly enough, he calls his gun a "natural selector". Since he used it to kill himself I have to agree.

LINK to a CNN article explaining the incident in greater detail.

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Hummer h1 crash

So you just bought a hummer H1 and want to show off in front of a crowd? Here's a step by step guide to pleasing them...

Radio prank gone wrong