fatty thug kid Iraq

Ha! This is rich. Soldiers in Iraq toss candy to kids passing by a lot it seems. In this priceless clip, a kid who's fat enough to be an American starts beating the other kids trying get candy.

OMG it's Jesus

Merry Christmas

Blah blah blah, I'm drinking. Enjoy your sweatshop gifts. In fact here ya go:



Next year, your flan will be made with high-grade Chinese lead!

Winter Shenanigans

A beautifully edited series of clips from a funny home video show of people biting it hard on the snow. I'm sure there were more that a few ruined ankles in this clip.

Chistmas Files: White Christmas

Oh, there's no place like triage, for the holidays...fuck it, that's I got. Merry Christmas from Darwinized.com.

Santa Clause laying the smackdown....

If you're on the naughty list this year, it's your ass! Merry Christmas from Darwinized.com

Deer caught in swingset

When a deer wants to commit suicide it will usually just jump in front of a car but this one tries to hang itself on an outdoor tire swing with hilarious results.

Giraffe vs Plane [pic]

I found this on an Iranian site and wondered if possibly this isn't bizarre propaganda. "We are training a great army of giraffe. No plane will be safe and use of helicopters will be unfortunate." Either way after the initial WTF reaction I was led into a fit of uncontrollable laughter.

just sad street fight gangsta thugs word association game for google

Two guys start fighting, then everybody jumps in. This is the chickenshit mess that people can't stand. If you can't handle your own problems, try taking a lead aspirin, and for God's sake, don't have kids.

extreme sports!!!!

Skydiving is extreme...extremely stupid. I guess it would make sense to know how to jump out of a plane that is falling, but to make a hobby of jumping out of functional moving vehicles makes you an idiot. If my argument isn't good enough for you, watch this.




Sometimes I just wish idiots would stop reproducing at such alarming rates. I'm not too sure he got any more birthday cake after this.

stud to eunich in seconds flat

I don't get skiing. Why the Hell would anyone slide down an icy hill as fast as they can? I'm sure getting slapped in the balls at 45 miles per hour with a fiberglass rod wasn't one of them, but you take what you get out there on the edge. I feel extreme sports week coming.