Chewbacca

Just watch it.

How to not get your ass kicked by the police.

Chris Rock is a gem among comedians. There is so much truth to what he says. He takes a stance on the inequity felt by the Black community might be brought upon themselves. Not 100%, but a good chunk.

Would you like a taser over there?

Dateline NBC. I think no other show is quite as devastating as "To Catch a Predator". When Chris Hanson walk out and says "Would you have seat there.", the Chesters know they are fucked. You can see the defeat in thier eyes.

In this clip, they guy has been given the rundown, ran through the emotional wringer and told to leave. Then he resists arrest and sounds like Daffy Duck running from trouble.




Just to compare, check out the first 30 seconds of this clip.

oh snap

Back in the saddle

After a month or so of our beloved soapbox up and eating itself, we finally figured out what was wrong. Now back to doing what we love: chronicling the evolution of human stupidity.

Uh oh! Redneck bank awnining collapse!

I saw this one on Fazed today. Apparently the redneck never learned how to handle towing his NASCAR box seats/ mobile meth lab. I must say the carnage he caused was magnificent.

According to the news both he and his crotch fruit survived. The murky genetics survive.

teenage sixflags Georgia decapitation

Nothing funny or shocking about the video, it's just newsreel. I love to see the "shock picture" so many 'coasters do these days with blood-sprayed riders and one in horror with a pulpy severed head in her lap. I want that for my Christmas cards.

I don't think they should even have a fence up in areas like that. Just a plastic yellow chain with "do not enter" posted on it. If they go in and die, all the more better for the gene pool. I am a firm believer in George Carlin's concept of passive eugenics.

Get over it people. The world is not a fucking safe place. It is hard, it is cruel, and it is dangerous. If you don't pay attention and watch out for yourself, you may die. Hell, you'll die anyway, but hopefully not as stupidly as this.