The good life

As much as I like to keep site traffic here, go to this site. Have a look around and tell me again how much you life sucks.

If you still think your life is all that bad, kill yourself or get therapy.

Rambo's Ragetty Ann

Moped Pizza Boy Faceplant

Watch your center of gravity.

Angry camels

Even your camels don't want to ride in your shitty car.

Riding Lawn Mower DUI Taser Arrest Video

I'm not goin' to jail today. Nah. Steve yer fixin' ta get lit up. AAAAAAAHHHGAGGAG!

ouch.

Months of training and dedication only to be beaten half retarded in less time than it took for him to take a piss. Soup through a straw....yummy!

how not to appologize

The problem with idiots today is they might think this video is real. Hell, most people think "House", "CSI", and most reality TV is chocked full of factual tidbits. People don't realize that it wouldn't be entertaining to the delusional masses if it were not full of bullshit.

Most people are not familiar with the idea that film makers and producers are not usually experts on the subjects they make movies and TV shows about. They are usually good at whipping up some convincing bullshit. Why? They don't have to tell the truth, they have to tell a good story. The uneducated consumers are then convinced that the story has factual merit. Next, the idiots will base their actions and choices on those lies and usually fuck something up.

The place where this happens the most is with police. Few people know what their actual rights are and base their actions on incorrect assumptions. The moron is then left to deal with the consequences of their own stupidity.