Woman gets her car stuck on railroad track. calls 911. dies.

Instead of getting out of the car and moving to safety...

Link

lovely

This was posted on reddit with the simple description "Irony".

escalator jump

The new grace

Julien dupont
by maxlamenace694

Kimbo v. A Real Fighter

And my prediction came true. Kimbo steps in with fighters that haven't been washed up for years, and he gets dropped like bad habit. Sadly, outside of Brock Lesnar, mixed martial arts has no other real stars that are known outside of people who already follow MMA.

The truth is reality is a bitch. Your internet fame is all for nothing if you can't back it up. The next fight he is in will be crucial. Either he crushes a real fighter and can call this beatdown a fluke, or he fights another washed-up and stays a short-lived sideshow attraction.

My advice: Make the next year count. Get some sponsorship money, sign a big ticket fight and retire. Open a nightclub, a gym, or both and never step in front of another camera again.

Joe Rogan - Devolution Of Stupid People

Close calls

Lucky

La chance compilation
by bunch11

Falcon Kick!

Downward spiral

I work at a school. I'd like to say I am a teacher, but to say that would mean I assume the kids are learning anything and that is a broad assumption.

Most of the kids are ok, but there is a growing number that it just seems like they parent don't give a damn. That makes the kids not give a damn and it seems like they get a little dumber every year. I hoped it was the other way around, but no...

I look at people like my dad and uncle, and it seems like they can do damn near anything. They fix cars, build houses, and all other types of skills that I can't compare with. I'm a college educated man that has had to learn the skill set needed when you have hit damn near rock-bottom, but they can do so much more for themselves than I can. I tend to feel like a dumbass around them.

I stand before a classroom full of kids every school day that I genuinely like, but they seem so dim. It makes me sad and I want to know how to reach them, but I don't know how. I guess I could pawn it off and say that they have to want to learn, but I don't know.

So what do I have? A website full of people that can't pour piss out of a boot even when you write the directions on the sole and the clip of them and their 15 seconds of e-fame.

howto protect your car during a hurricane

Ike didn't get this one:

Church of England to Apologize to Charles Darwin

I Love these. They pop up every so often and hundreds of years too late. Hell, it was only 8 years ago that the Pope officially apologized to Galileo Galilei, who died under house arrest for saying the sun was the center of the solar system.

Anyway [Article]

SUV Rollover

A video that details why SUV's are more likely to roll over.

Imsocoolimsocoolimso$#@

Stay Focused Kim

It was hard for Kim to stay in the game when they chanted his name....

Unknown Hinson

Funny guy. I'm just country enough to have relatives that remind me of this guy. I must make it a point to check out his live show. There's a lot of North Carolina alpha male complex in his character and there are many like him around here that are dead serious.

Some Military Adice to Avoid Being Darwinized

"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal

"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush." - Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once." - Anonymous

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Army Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your Buddies

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." - U.S. Ammo Troop

Redneck Skiing

Shattered dreams...and jaws

I think this guy was playing Tekken when he was 10 and was in awe of the break dancing fighter and trained really hard to be that badass and this is the outcome.



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I fought the Coke, and,

the Coke won.

The Rainbow Conspiracy

The latest star in the human stupidity showcase is The Rainbow Lady who believes that the government is adding something to the water that causes rainbows in her garden sprinkler.

shark surfing

I am posting this because even if it is fake, someone is liable to try it anyway and end up here after the horrible accident is caught on tape.

matters of faith

To me it seems like the Pope would be bullet proof. I think if you are the last step between Heaven and Earth, God should hook you up.

Take your hands out of your pockets

Paris Hilton Endorses this message

Christianity in 1 sentence

Why I hate dogs

Put down the remote.

running off the road

backflick on airbag

It's like bungee jumping without the rope...

diving board to headboard conversion

Chewbacca

Just watch it.

How to not get your ass kicked by the police.

Chris Rock is a gem among comedians. There is so much truth to what he says. He takes a stance on the inequity felt by the Black community might be brought upon themselves. Not 100%, but a good chunk.

Would you like a taser over there?

Dateline NBC. I think no other show is quite as devastating as "To Catch a Predator". When Chris Hanson walk out and says "Would you have seat there.", the Chesters know they are fucked. You can see the defeat in thier eyes.

In this clip, they guy has been given the rundown, ran through the emotional wringer and told to leave. Then he resists arrest and sounds like Daffy Duck running from trouble.




Just to compare, check out the first 30 seconds of this clip.

oh snap

Back in the saddle

After a month or so of our beloved soapbox up and eating itself, we finally figured out what was wrong. Now back to doing what we love: chronicling the evolution of human stupidity.

Uh oh! Redneck bank awnining collapse!

I saw this one on Fazed today. Apparently the redneck never learned how to handle towing his NASCAR box seats/ mobile meth lab. I must say the carnage he caused was magnificent.

According to the news both he and his crotch fruit survived. The murky genetics survive.

teenage sixflags Georgia decapitation

Nothing funny or shocking about the video, it's just newsreel. I love to see the "shock picture" so many 'coasters do these days with blood-sprayed riders and one in horror with a pulpy severed head in her lap. I want that for my Christmas cards.

I don't think they should even have a fence up in areas like that. Just a plastic yellow chain with "do not enter" posted on it. If they go in and die, all the more better for the gene pool. I am a firm believer in George Carlin's concept of passive eugenics.

Get over it people. The world is not a fucking safe place. It is hard, it is cruel, and it is dangerous. If you don't pay attention and watch out for yourself, you may die. Hell, you'll die anyway, but hopefully not as stupidly as this.

Illegal immigrant border patrol stop

Close call

Cat Found

polar bear attack {graphic}

This polar bear appears to have just learned about global warming.

more stupid, courtesy of the internet.

Just when I think that everyone has seen all the posts and couldn't think of anything new to do that would be utterly retarded... the internet feeds it more.


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Gas stations are dangerous for stupid people

This guy pushes the fire button and sets off a torrent of fire extinguishers:


This clown destroys his truck through the magic of static electricity:

Tradition bow warfare photoset

a photoseries from Kenia, Africa. I don't know the exact details, but it is stated that in the beginning of March, members of the Kalenjin and Kisii-tribe were fighting for land. This happened in the Olmelil valley, western Kenia. Twenty deaths are reported

There is a high res pic of the poor bastid that took the bow to the face. Think I would rather be shot really. [LINK]

BEHOLD, the atheist apocalypse

http://www.viruscomix.com/page433.html

It's more fun when they gloat

My other t-shirt has an amusing saying on it

setting the bar

Amatuer Stripper vs Armoire

Hottie tries to use and armoire as a stripper pole. Since your watching it here you can probably guess how it ends.

the fail files

Mr. Wilson works in a school. I am up to my neck in fail every day.I think I will try to bring a piece of fail to the table from time to time, just to show you how fucking pathetic people are.



What a fucking loser. Hang yourself with a wire coat hanger and call it a retroactive abortion.

perfect punch

In order to deliver the perfect strike you have to first move your feet away from each other. Now that your balls are unencumbered you must sidle up to the target of your strike. Now! Practice the path of the strike. MANY TIMES! Imagine DESTRUCTION curling from underneath you knuckles as you land the blow.


NOW misS!

fucker.

wisdom tooth extraction

I was lucky enough to have underwent this procedure today. It was performed by a shaky-handed fellow who was old enough to have been a greeter at Walmart way back when Garfield was still funny. To make it all the more pleasant I was awake through every puff of bone smoke and crack of enamel. Some may find this video graphic but I am such a badass I had the nurse hold up a copy of Highlights magazine so I could do the wordfind. Bone appetite.

A timeline of FAIL

idiot

Ha! Loser!

prank gone wrong week tv toilet cop prank tv show keyword cloud

This is a prank gone right about a prank gone wrong. A tv crew stages a good prank. Some of the victims looked like they could cry.

jackass prank gone wrong week: morning show shennanigans

I hate those goofy-ass morning radio show "personalities". Most of them are bigger losers that you. They get their material off of fark.com, and really are just broke asses. The sad part is that people get into their attention-whoring, and play along for their 15 seconds of fame.

This is old, but hey, so is the premise of a smart-ass video blog. The asshole that though it would be cute to prank his wife on the radio got nailed.

jackass prank gone wrong week trash boy

The dumbass kid in this video almost got removed from the gene pool. Why? He want to be funny. Do not dick with people who's purpose in life is to pick your trash up off the side of the road.

Imprint of an Owl capturing prey